Athletics Aficionados Gifts

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Sloth 10K.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

First Prize!

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Pole Vault Rules

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

David and Goliath.

A skier and a paraglider

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.