Athletic Enthusiasts Pillows

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Richie McCaw

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Gary turns 40.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Raheem Sterling

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Ratminton

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

Saving a Heart