Sports Aficionados Pillows

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

The pop-up book of fighters

A skier and a paraglider

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Saving a Heart

Ratminton

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A day at the transgenic races

Gary turns 40.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"How should we divide the teams?"