Athletics Humor Lover Gifts

Pole Vault Birds

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Cat and mouse.

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Football Violence

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Hot dog.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'