Sports Humor Appreciator Gifts

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

Cat and mouse.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

Harold Larwood-personal description

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Chicken lays a football.

Personal space.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

IV

"If we paid test cricketers by the day... you'd never have a game finishing early."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Where's my horse?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."