Appreciator Of Sports Humor Gifts

Footballers - Phil Neville

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Cat and mouse.

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Where's my horse?'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'