Athletic Humor Gifts

'And in lane four, representing Battersea Dogs Home...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Skate or die."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

Cat and mouse.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The best goalie in the world!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'