Athletics Humor Lover Pillows

Pole Vault Birds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

The best goalie in the world!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Football Violence

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'