Athletic Antics Fan Prints

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"What's your occupation?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

He thinks I can't see him...

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Cat putting dog poison into rat poison box.

Happy Entrails To You....