Infant Antics Fan Prints

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

It's all gravy.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Happy Entrails To You....