Teenage Antics Enthusiast Pillows

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

It's all gravy.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Other men just sing in the bath

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

Clown running.

Cheeky Girl

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

"Before I read my 'What I did over the weekend' report, I'd like you to sign this agreement granting me full immunity from any acts I may have allegedly committed."

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

Poetry corner: junior high edition

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

'Love-rat Kyle's dumped me for a slapper from Year 2.'