Teen Antics Pillows

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Creative right?'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Lollies

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"