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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Lollies

'Creative right?'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"