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"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Lollies

'Creative right?'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

When Astronomers Party.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"