Teen Antics Enthusiast T-Shirts

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"He wants a second opinion."

It's all gravy.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Cat scratches dog's car.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

A dog banging a snare drum.