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"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Creative right?'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Lollies

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."