Adolescent Antics Gifts

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Lollies

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Creative right?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

Playpen Jailbreak.