Teenage Antics Pillows

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Lollies

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'