Teenage Antics Observer Gifts

Relax, she's a teen – of course she acts like we don't exist.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'Humph Punks!'

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'He's been teasing the cat.'

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

I'm an optimist. I see the pants as half-up.

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'Peeping Tom? Oh no, that's Peeping George. He lives next door.'

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"The Joneses are keeping up with us-they've bought a clapped out old banger!"

"Dad, I'm not wrapped up in my own life and ignorant of the impact of Covid-19! Anyway, what's Covid-19?"