Crazy Antics Lover Gifts

"I do believe in the institution of marriage - if by institution you mean a building full of crazy people."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Namastayyy

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Cat scratches dog's car.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'