Sneaky Antics Lover Gifts

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Works every time."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Ready...."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

Zoom

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

Hunting wildfowl

Your husband will kill you!

World's best carrot cakes.