Sneaky Antics Lover Pillows

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Works every time."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Ready...."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Zoom

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

CIA Case Manager. I don't think he thought it was very funny when he sent you on an undercover assignment and you call "Going on a sneaking tour."

Your husband will kill you!

Hunting wildfowl

Counselor, your last witness bit the bailiff and soiled the witness stand. Wolverines will be wolverines.