Sneaky Dog Lover Pillows

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

"Works every time."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Hell No Kitty

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Houdini's Dog

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Beware of the dog.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'The homework ate my dog.'

Pavement Art.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Undercover Agent

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"You're late."

An old dog learns a new trick.

'I like cats.'

'Okay, Ben, drop the anchor, but be careful, I just tarred the rope.'

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.