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"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Works every time."

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Beware of SUV.'

Houdini's Dog

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'The homework ate my dog.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Beware of the dog.

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Pavement Art.

Undercover Agent

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"You're late."

'I like cats.'

An old dog learns a new trick.

'Bow wow? Did I transplant your brain, too?'

'It's a good owl dog.'