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Disobedience Class

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

No, I don

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Hell No Kitty

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

I'm sure it's fake.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."