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"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

No littering...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Museum of Bones

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Dog's Sandwich

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dachshund Yoga

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I admire your dogged determination."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'