Naughty Dog Fan Gifts

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Hell No Kitty

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

Dog's Sandwich

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Dachshund Yoga

"I admire your dogged determination."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'