Canine Fan Gifts

"Come on out, Duke...last chance for a ride downtown in the front seat with the window open! Don't make us use the bully stick or the squeaky toys!"

"How's the new job?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

Garbage Piñata

'Don't give me that, it's quite obvious your dog was on my cloud!'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

No littering...

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Santa Dog

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

Museum of Bones

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show