Dog Fans Gifts

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Agility God

No littering...

Snoopy with Laptop

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"She's a miniature."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Garbage Piñata

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"