Fearful Canine Fan Gifts

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog's Sandwich

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"I admire your dogged determination."

Scary Movies!

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'