Contemplative Canine Fan Gifts

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

No littering...

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

Descartes' dog.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'You wish, Timmy.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."