Contemplative Canine Fan Pillows

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pets christmas tree

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Descartes' dog.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"