Canine Contemplative Pillows

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Descartes' dog.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Computer with moon screensaver

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Chicken--Egg.

"So it wasn't bullsh*t after all."

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

"I bark, therefore I am."

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"My mind is especially empty today."

Meditation for dogs

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

A Cow Funeral.

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

Cat Philosophers

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

"Crap."

Praying

"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."

Max reflects on what he might have become if only he didn't drop out of obedience school.

Think TankWoolgathering Tank.

Cat Philosophy

Homeless man with sign reading "One error in judgement led to this."

"Am I hungry?" The dog asked himself. "Yes. I am hungry."

"Solitude is more fun in groups."