Canine Contemplative Mugs

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Descartes' dog.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Computer with moon screensaver

Chicken--Egg.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"So it wasn't bullsh*t after all."

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"My mind is especially empty today."

Meditation for dogs

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

A Cow Funeral.

Cat Philosophers

"Crap."

'What wine goes with eternity?'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Praying

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

No caption (A prisoner watches a television with bars and clouds in a sky simulating the view outside a window).

"I find it increasingly difficult to remain man's best friend."

Max reflects on what he might have become if only he didn't drop out of obedience school.

Think TankWoolgathering Tank.

Cat Philosophy

Homeless man with sign reading "One error in judgement led to this."