Cow Contemplator Pillows

A Cow Funeral.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

A Venus cow trap.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Boomerang cow.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."