Comedic Canine Fan Pillows

Island visit.

'You wish, Timmy.'

No littering...

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Pet Entertainers

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

The Rolling Bones

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Gatorade!