Comedic Critter Fan Pillows

Gatorade!

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

Bubble gum leaves

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Pisa and sons.

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Extinct dinosaur...

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'-and you do realise,of course,that as a private patient tipping is permitted?'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"We're in for the night."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'