Comedic Pet Lover Pillows

Dog dreaming of dog can can dancers.

"We're in for the night."

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Security?'

'It's just not fair! Now that he's joined the gym, he's too tired to go on walks with me...'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

The Rolling Bones

'Do you have to do that every time?'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'What am I blind, Bob?'