Comedic Animal Lovers Pillows

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Dang it, lost another earbud.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

Pampered Pets.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

The Rolling Bones

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Gatorade!

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Holy S**t!'

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

'Clown fish ... '

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"We're in for the night."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."