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"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

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"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

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'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"We're in for the night."