Comedic Critter Lover T-Shirts

'Clown fish ... '

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

The Rolling Bones

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Gatorade!

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Holy S**t!'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"We're in for the night."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'It's just not fair! Now that he's joined the gym, he's too tired to go on walks with me...'

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'