Comedic Critter Lover Gifts

'Clown fish ... '

"He never heard the Prius coming."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

The Rolling Bones

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Gatorade!

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Holy S**t!'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"We're in for the night."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'