Comedic Critters Gifts

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Santa Claws...

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Extinct dinosaur...

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Gatorade!

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Using balloons to weigh less.

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."