Comedic Cat Lover Gifts

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Cats talk about losing weight."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Ratminton

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.