Comedic Cat Lover Gifts

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Cats talk about losing weight."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Cat Tie

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

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