Fearful Canine Fan Mugs

How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

Dog's Sandwich

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"I admire your dogged determination."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

Scary Movies!

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'