Danger-loving Animal Fan Gifts

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Head over Hooves

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"