Danger-loving Animal Fan Gifts

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The hyenas started it."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Head over Hooves

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."