Animal Fanatic Gifts

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'

"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

'Tom - I think we better get us another rabbit dog.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

The Zoo.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Foster failure"

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Mardi Gras

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"