Animal Fanatic Gifts

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'

"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

'Tom - I think we better get us another rabbit dog.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Life is for the birds.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Foster failure"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Mardi Gras

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.