Animal Fun-fanatic Gifts

Shark Attack

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Author does not do tricks."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Stubborn Horse

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."