Animal Fanatics Gifts

'It's the Border Collies! Go back! Go back!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

The Zoo.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."