Animal Aficionados Gifts

Ostrich with head in sand.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

"How could you call it 'dog flu'? I've never even had a sniff-le!"

"Splitting up after 63 years, I knew it wouldn't last."

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"I'm in the en suite!"

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

Rich Cow: 'Geri Halliwell'

'Customer' being hugged and kissed by a 'Pet Products' truck

£1,000 Fine for Fouling Woods

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

Baby feeding frenzy

'How come THEY don't have to obey?'

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?

'...I'm just sayin', haven't you ever wondered what one of them tastes like?'

'On a positive note though Maurice...no flies!'

"I prepared well for this trip: I haven't been shorn for two years..."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"Sure, you're fine – you get succulent fish, sweet coconut milk, a scratching post and fresh litter. I'm going to die."

Working from home

Uni-species restroom.

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Grin and Bear It

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"Alternative lifestyle."

"Look honey -- it's the first cassowary of spring!"

I love that new elephant smell.

"... Actually Clem, I'm not sure that you did beat her to the draw."